Tweets for Today

Daily Twitterings:

• 08:17 Had a dream last night where I lived in a sane world that allowed harmless pocket knives on planes. #
• 16:08 I know I'm spoken for, but trying to sit by the cute girl in class still seems reasonable, if only for purely aesthetic reasons. #
• 16:22 Quizzes. I'm to old for this shit. Good thing this isn't for credit. #
• 17:10 Speaker, your makering spiel is not useful. Give me the benefit of your experience. You're not trying to sell me something. I hope. #
• 17:31 For the love of God, stop referring to your corporate "DNA" #
• 17:32 number of cell phones that rang in class today: 3. #
• 20:28 Highlight of day may have been correcting an error in an iLounge review of speakers. #

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