Tweets for Today

• 11:05 Woot! Tax refund! Bad for the poor, good for me! #
• 11:09 Well, not directly. But anytime I get government money, I assume it's taken from the poor, not, say, the military. #
• 11:10 I feel like I should re-enact that episode of Futurama where Fry uses his refund to buy $300 of coffee, and then uses it to slow down time. #
• 11:32 Sort of wishing we had Advanced Topics today just to score some free pizza. #
• 16:46 Off to iron a shirt and then go to Sabrina's graduation dinner at Pappa's Steakhouse. Mmm... steak... #

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